Bayfield Boyz Gone Wild II

Another picture thread straight from the forum.

I am able to play my game, again, now that I have my laptop out of hock the repair shop (Kidding! that was a joke!!!), so celebration was in order. I let the Bayfields have at it with SparkleSim's keg, again, as part of a sort of "Welcome home" fête. So, for those of you who like looking at drunken frat party pics (me!!!), this should be your mug o' tea. Because of a bad case of herpes writers' block (again I am kidding!!!!), I captioned these with the help of none other than the onliest of boxing's poet laureates...

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"I am the greatest! I'm king of the world! I'm pretty, I'm pretty! I'm a baaaad man! You heard me- I'm a baaaad man!"



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"I said I was the greatest, not the smartest."

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"Eat your words! Eat your words! I am the Greatest!"


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"I'm the best. I just haven't played yet."


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"He has two chances: slim and none, and slim's just left town."


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"Get up and fight, Sucker!"


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"You have to give him credit. He put up a fight for one and a half rounds."


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"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"


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"It was pretty bad. But I was great."


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"All I want now is to be a nice, clean gentleman. I've proved my point. Now I'm going to set an example for all the nice boys and girls. I'm through talking."


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"Superman don't need no seatbelt"


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"Superman don't need no airplane, either."


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"It's gonna be a thrilla, a killa, and a chilla, when I get that gorilla in Manila."


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"There's nothing wrong with being cool, my brother."


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"You ever thought you'd lose it? I mean, really lose it?"


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"No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room."


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"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."


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"I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington."




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Bayfield Boyz Gone Wild I

I forgot I had this mod, but I downloaded Sparklesim's functional keg from MTS2, a while back. Sims can "drink a little", "get lightly buzzed", "get drunk", or "get really plastered". I couldn't resist when I saw that I had this in my Misc. section, hehe.
It's really silly, but I found myself cracking up. It uses animations from aspiration desperation, among other things (and electrocution?!). Certain motives also drop into the red. For the "plastered" option, the comfort, energy, fun and bladder drop, if the sim can't hold his/her booze.

***Disclaimer: I am not advocating the consumption of "fruit punch" by minor pixel-people. I am just laughing at it***

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Joshua and Brandon demonstrate. Joshua gets "lightly buzzed", but his younger brother can't hold his alcohol, and gets "really plastered".







I can so relate to Brandon, unfortunately. AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE PEEING.

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Now Joshua gets "drunk", and Brandon, once again, gets "really plastered".

It's a little odd how they hold their glasses sideways.





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There goes Joshua



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Brandon's airborne, and Joshua din knows he could do that!!11



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Joshua's down for the count, and Brandon's not looking so good, either.



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Ruh roh!



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It's not nice to laugh at your brother when he's blowing chunks, Joshua.



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AND Brandon passes out, while Joshua has sobered up.



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Brandon comes to. Shocking, isn't it?



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"GOTS TA PEE!!!!!"


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"Noes, gots ta pazz out, againz."



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"Oy. I's juzz abouts ta do somep'n. What waszh it?"



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"Oh, yah. Izz all comin' back to me, *hic* now."
And the minisheps are very bored.